BUMPER STICKERS

Jesus loves you.....everyone else thinks you're an ass.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Save your breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship

Hang up and drive.

GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted

Try not to let your mind wander. It's too small to be out by itself.

The proctologist called, they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film

Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody but me"

Don't like to see my driving? Then quit watching me

Just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one

Can't find your cat? check my tires!

more to come....>>>>>

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